Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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