I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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