Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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