White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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