She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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