your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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