apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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