marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You don't make any sense
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