I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
PANTIES FOUND
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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