Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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