I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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