Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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