You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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