She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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