he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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