STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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