whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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