I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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