just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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