I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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