erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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