Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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