the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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