id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Randomize
