Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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