i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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