yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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