I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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