we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
