He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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