What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
