I want to have your abortion
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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