soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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