Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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