i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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