Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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