She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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