i just google imaged poop.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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