my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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