Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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