How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Randomize
