just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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