This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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