I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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