why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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