it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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