Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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