There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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