Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
