My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
she smelled like a LAN party
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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